WTF! Thieves!

Update post - WTF!!!!! We got up a little late this morning, because we have been working a lot. Soon after I posted my first post today, husband went to the front door to pick up our Sunday copy of the New York Times, and came across this:

Thieves! Some jerk went through our paper, read it, stole the front page and other sections, and as a kicker, LEFT HIS/HER DIRTY NAPKIN on our stoop - note close up picture. WTF.

Husband has commented that this person is obviously an idiot because he/she left the Business and Sports section untouched, but took the Style section.

We figure this crime is due to Bay to Breakers, which is happening today. Not that everyone who participates in that race is an idiot, but there does seem to be a disproportionate amount. And since our place is along the route, our theory seems like it fits.