My Favorite Christmas Story (Thus Far)

One of Lance's aunties gave Emma and Ethan $20 each for Christmas.  When Emma opened the card with the money inside:

Emma:  "Whoa!  A million dollars!!"

Me:  "Whoa!  That's a lot of money!!  May Umma have some?"

Emma (with very serious look on her face):  "Well, you may have a little bit."